Thursday, January 17, 2013

Kurt Russell: Man, Myth, Legend. - Written By Streeter (Street) Walker


Is Kurt Russell a good actor? is he a great actor? If you ask me KURT RUSSELL IS THE GREATEST AMERICAN ACTOR OF ALL TIME!!!!!!! "But why Streeter?" WELL SIT YOUR ASS RIGHT DOWN AND POP YOUR LOOKIN' BALLS TOWARDS THE SCREEN AND I WILL TELL YOU.....oh i will feed ya baby bird.

Kurt Russell has starred and acted in some Awesome movies. Big Trouble In Little China (GO FUCK YOURSELF IF YOU DISAGREE)Back Draft, The Thing, Death Proof,Escape From New York, Escape From L.A., The Fox and the Motherfucking Hound, Stargate, Tombstone,3000 Miles to Graceland,Dark Blue,Miracle, and the best buddy action movie ever made TANGO AND CASH!!! Stuntman Mike, Copper (the hound), Herb Brooks,Eldon Perry, Bull McCaffrey ,Snake Plissken, Jack Burton, Col. Oneal, Gabriel Cash, Wyatt Erp, RJ McGready.....ALL AWESOME CHARACTERS PLAYED BY AN AWESOME MAN.

Now is Kurt Russell awesome because of these movies? or are these movies awesome because of Kurt Russell....the world may never know. What we do know is that Jack Burton is probably the most badass character in any movie ever made, as shown in the poll that i just made up where 70% of movie watchers voted for him. Up next was Snake Plissken ALSO PLAYED BY KURT RUSSELL!!!!! NUMBERS, THEY DON'T LIE.

"But anyone could have played Jack Burton" BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

The only person who could pull that, and the rest of his characters off, is Kurt (whole lotta awesome) Russell.

If that list of awesomeness doesn't convince you, how about a list of movies he did that weren't so good. Captain Ron (Wait that movie is fun and enjoyable, and Kurt Russell is awesome in it) Overboard ( nvm, that movie is hysterical and is sweet as shit) Poseidon (sure it's a remake, BUT IT'S PRETTY DAMN AWESOME) So shit, you can't name a BAD Kurt Russell Movie. You can just name some of his movies that aren't as good as other movies of his.

Let's take a look at the Man. Kurt Russell is the epitome of endurance. Motherfucker got his first acting gig at the age of 10 in a little movie called "It Happened at the World's Fair". "But who did he play Street? Kid who drops ice cream cone, Bully, Child riding bike?" NO YOU NEGATIVE FUCK, HE PLAYED THE KING HIMSELF ELVIS PRESLEY!!!!!! Now after this he kept acting through the sixties, working for a little company called DISNEY. Then he takes a step back from acting, to play the most American sport out there......BASEBALL!!!!!

1979 Rolls around, a 29 year old Kurt jumps on screen for a tv movie. A movie directed by the one and only John Carpenter!!!(you know the guy who made Halloween, Big Trouble in Little China, They Live, Vampires, AND ABOUT A THOUSAND OTHER MOVIES THAT ARE SO GOOD YOUR EYES WOULD BUY YOU A STEAK DINNER IF THEY COULD AFTER WATCHING ONE." So Kurt stars in this movie, and who does he play? THE KING again, in the movie ELVIS: THE MOVIE.

Then he does Used Cars, Escape from New York, The Thing...(YOU KNOW AWESOME FLICKS) Then in 1984, gets with the super sexy , Sock it to me girl, herself GOLDIE HAWN and they are still together. That's 28 years of being with the same person, not many people can do that. Then that awesome motherfucker starred in some more awesome movies, and he wrote Escape from L.A....remember Snake Plisken...you should i mentioned him like 5 minutes ago. A character that is not only immortal in cinema but also in the video game universe, METAL GEAR SOLID LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!!!!


So my point is, Kurt Russell is an amazing actor, he is a caring person, he has been going strong acting for 53 years, and he is a badass....but more importantly i look up to him for sticking with something he loves for so long, and not giving up. GOD DAMN KURT RUSSELL IS THE SHIT!!!!!!

Thank you for reading,
Streeter Walker

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