Thursday, January 17, 2013

The Humiliation At Crab Key Island or: A Dr. No You Can Touch - Written By Zach Frances

Dr. No: I'm a member of SPECTRE
James Bond
: SPECTRE?

Dr. No
: SPECTRE. Special Executive for Counter Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, Extortion. The four great cornerstones of power headed by the greatest brains in the world.

James Bond
: Correction. Criminal brains.

Dr. No
: The successful criminal brain is always superior. It has to be.


Seniority has nothing to do with it, Dr. No is one of the best Bond movies ever. Much is written about the James Bond series, but not much is actually said. The fans of James Bond fit into what I like to call a bandwagon following, meaning that they go with the popular trend of the character. Goldfinger used to be heralded as the best Bond film ever made. Period. Then Skyfall came out and the critics praised it. Suddenly the fans learned a different tune. Me? Never. Dr. No was one of the best when I was five years old and its still one of the best today. The titular character is the reason why.

"East, West, just points of the compass, each as stupid as the other."
Dr. Julius No does not appear until nearly two hours into the film, and by then he is more than an enigma, he's a goddamn ghost, and that's exactly the way actor Joseph Wiseman plays him. The name 'Dr. No' is ushered repeatedly throughout the film. Almost religiously. Truths, lies, and mysteries are all spun before the crux of the film makes his entrance. The film defines Dr. No by what people say about him, rather than what he actually does, by mysteries rather than facts, by his absence and not his presence. Dr. Julius No is defined by the dangerous measures the hero goes through in order to face him and not the actual confrontation that expels him. As it happens, Dr. Julius No is the most fleshed out and fully realized character of the film, regardless of having such a small amount of screen-time. He is an unseen and hauntingly sinister shadow, a nightmare, a mad man, a God, and then he appears... and Joseph Wiseman does not disappoint.

"Unfortunately I misjudged you, you are just a stupid police man..."
The scene where Bond comes face to face with No and joins him for dinner is, bar-none, the greatest scene of its kind. Ever. In any film. The way Wiseman approached his character was flawless, understated, and unsung. To say he was emotionless would be insulting, he oozes insecurity. A man who has awaited defeat since childhood, No had been dealt one embarrassment after another in a series of painful blows throughout his lifetime, and he has welcomed every one of them with his... hands open. He's fashioned himself a God but never defines the purpose of his Kingdom nor does he particularly identify himself with it. He speaks loathsomely of those who have rejected him his entire life, of the humiliation he suffered that repels him from being accepted, and  the jealousy and sadness that all of that humiliation creates. Sadness can be mistaken for emotionless very easily, which is a mistake most people make when they watch Dr. No.

Make no mistake of it, No is a tragic character. He sits with Bond, both orphans, both unwanted, both are being used by a secretive organization for their own devices, and yet only one of them is ruined because of it. Dr. No offers his companionship to Bond and Bond laughs in his face. Bond humiliates him. Just one more person in a long line of people who have rejected No and have laughed in his face. Just another humiliation.

Dr. No's final humiliation is death. He fights knowing he cannot win, he never wins, and he doesn't deserve to. His own master plan betrays him, his Kingdom consumes him, and, ultimately, he suffers the greatest humiliation of all: fighting for your life and failing to save it. No was a wonderful villain, and the best villain ever crafted for a motion picture. Most people think that since its a Bond film, there isn't anything lurking between the lines. I assure you that these people are being foolish. When you look at Dr. No, at the way he carries himself and if you actually listen to what it is he says, a portrait of an unloved, heartbroken, and vicious man appears before you. Whether you choose to recognize his dilemma is a decision entirely of your own choosing. You just can't ignore the humanity of Dr. No. It is impossible for me to accept the final confrontation as anything other than it truly is: humiliation. I'm not saying No did not deserve death, just the opposite. What I am saying is far more important: No deserves to be viewed as the villain he really is. No is complex, multi-layered, and tragic. Dr. No is an enigma.

There are several other reasons as to why Dr. No is my favorite Bond of them all, but none of them are as important as exploring its titular character. Well... maybe this deserves some attention:

Smoldering hot.

There you have it. One of my favorite Bond films of all time, and one of my favorite movies ever made. A strong sense of nostalgia accompanies this film when I watch it. A strong sense of nostalgia and an overwhelming feeling of adventure. I am a huge Bond fan and this is the first of many essays I plan to write about the series. I saw it fitting that the first essay I wrote was about the first installment in the franchise. Thanks for reading.

-Zach Frances


Streeter Walker's Five Favorite Superhero Movies!

Number 5: BATMAN (1989)

This movie might be amazing to me because it is the first superhero movie that i remember watching, or maybe it's amazing to me because it is fucking awesome. What makes it awesome? Many things, first off Michael Keaton (the Multiplicity guy? fuck yes the Multiplicity guy, and how about Dream Team, and mother fucking Beetlejuice!!!!!!!!!!!) Keaton is an amazing BATMAN....ok a balding, almost 40, Bruce Wayne may not compare to Christian Bale or Val Kilmer, BUT I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT BRUCE WAYNE!!!! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BAT!!! Now aside from an amazing performance by Michael Keaton, or Mikeaton as i call him in social settings. Let's take a look at The Joker himself, Jack "the sack" Nicholson!!! Some say "Heath Ledger stole the show when he did Joker" well, he did a good job, but the BATMAN Joker and the Dark Knight Joker, are two completely different characters and no one could have done that cartoony, crazy, silly, maniacle, twisted, crazy fuck like Nicholson. This is my favorite Tim Burton movie, before he got addicted to clay-mation and Johnny Depp's penis. Also Kim Basinger was the tits as Vicki Vale. And who can't forget Billy D as Harvey Dent?


Number 4: The Phantom (1996) The Phantom is a great movie because it is full of that campy awesomeness that has all but disapeared from movies based on comics. Billy Zane is a great Phantom and an amazing Kit Walker. Now we got an awesome Protagonist and a great story line, what more do we need to have an awesome superhero movie? A sexy love interest and a great villain that you love to hate. Love interest......KRISTY FUCKING SWANSON, Buffy the Vampire Slayer herself BOOOOM!!! ENOUGH SAID!!! Now we need a bad guy, Holy shit let's have the sly as fuck Treat Williams be Xander Drax and have him steal up the skulls of Touganda and encompass him with a big group of badasses for Billy Zane to fight. And let's not forget Catherine Zeta Jones as Sala the sexy bad girl who works for Drax....Also Ajax from Warriors, James Remar is in it playing a bad guy named Quill, One scene he pushes one of his goons out of a moving vehicle just to get a better shot at the unkillable Phantom!!!


Number 3: Superman II (1980) Christopher Reeve is an amazing Superman,the best, BUT I DON'T LIKE SUPERMAN, HE'S A BITCH!!! AND CLARK KENT IS A BITCH TOO!!! AND I'M PRETTY SURE THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON. OH WAIT, NVM, CLARK KENT WEARS GLASSES. But the story line of this movie is great and the Villains are Superb, putting this at the middle of my list. Superman chooses his love of Lois Lane (Margot Kidder) over his ability to help the human race from the likes of Lex Luthor (Gene Hackman). So he gives up his powers, BUT OH FUCK, HE ACCIDENTALLY RELEASES 3 SCARY KRYPTONIAN MOTHER FUCKERS FROM THE PHANTOM ZONE, WITH THAT NUCLEAR BOMB HE THREW INTO SPACE IN THE FIRST ONE, WHO COME TO EFF SOME ESS UP ON EARTH!!!!! Lex Luthor finds out about this and joins forces with them. Now shit will hit the damn fan. Gene Hackman is evil as shit in this movie. And the Kryptonians, Lead by General Zod (Terrance Stamp, who i always confuse with Malcolm McDowell) are the perfect team of Villains, The fearless leader who will stop at nothing to rule, the tough brut Non, and the sexy femme fatale Ursa. SO THIS MOVIE IS GREAT BECAUSE OF THE VILLAINS. i honestly could do without Superman, and that one scene where he rips the S off his chest and throws it at Non. i don't even know what the fuck that was about:

Number 2: The Toxic Avenger (1984) Troma broke the mold with this bubbley green skinned, mop carrying, eye popping, tutu wearing, death machine. Great story, a lame nerd gets teased by assholes until he runs away, only to fall out of a window into a vat of toxic waste. Then Melvin the Mop Boy tuns into a hideously disfigured superhero.....FUCK YES I'M WATCHING THIS. Now some people may look down on my mother for allowing me to watch this time and time again from the time i was like 5, BUT FUCK YOU!!!! MILDRED WALKER IS A FUCKING ANGEL AND AN AMAZING MOTHER!!!!!!. This movie is a great super hero movie for several reasons: 1, Toxie is relentless, none of that tying people up shit, if you are evil you will get your guts ripped out, or your head smashed by weights, it doesn't matter how you get killed but you will end up with a mop in your fucking face. 2, The villains are horrible, selling drugs, stealing, bullying kids until they jump out of windows into vats of toxic waste, beating old women to death, killing dogs, assraping blind chicks, and even driving around smashing kids heads with the back tire of your car. and 3, TITTAYS!!!!! THIS MOVIE IS FULL OF BOOBS, EIGHTIES BOOBS WITH TAN LINES!!!!!!.



Number 1: Xmen Origins: Wolverine (2009) Now people who read this and know me, will know that the main reason Wolverine is number 1 is because i fucking love Wolverine. They may say "oh that Street Walker, he thinks Wolverine is the best superhero of all time, he thinks Xmen are amazing, he loves Wolverine" WELL GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS, THEY WOULD BE CORRECT" Let me start by pointing out this movie's main flaw: Victor Creed (Sabretooth) is NOT NOT NOT Wolverine's Brother. With that being said Liev Schrieber is outstanding as Sabretooth. The perfect amount of crazy, hatred, jealousy, and badassary. Now Hugh Jackman is the perfect Wolverine, sure he is kind of skinny for Wolverine but good god he's awesome. Ryan Reynolds was good as Deadpool, before they were retards and took his mouth away. Lynn Collins was a horrible Silverfox, but maybe that's because they got the character completely wrong. But with the things they fucked up, they did one more thing that was awesome and that i've been waiting for since the first Xmen movie, they put Gambit on screen. And the guy who played him, Taylor Kitsch, Did a pretty good job. Sure he should have taken some voice lessons first but aside from that his attitude was perfect.

Thanks For Reading,
Streeter Walker

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Four In The Wave - Written By Zach Frances

For this ongoing CineThreatOnline series I will be selecting films from four of the most influential filmmakers of all time: Michelangelo Antonioni, Federico Fellini, Francois Truffaut, and Jean-Luc Godard. All four of these legendary filmmakers emerged in the 1950s and '60s as part of two separate but equally revolutionary movements: The Italian and The French New Wave. They are some of the most incredible filmmakers of all time, and their films are not only consistently thought-provoking but occasionally downright genius works of art.

The Filmmakers: Michelangelo Antonioni, Federico Fellini, Francois Truffaut, Jean-Luc Godard.
The Films: L'Avventura, 8½, The 400 Blows, Vivre Sa Vie

First. The Italians:

Michelangelo Antonioni is a polarizing figure in the film community. You either love him or you hate him. Me? I absolutely love his films! L'Avventura is one of most enigmatic films I have ever seen. L'Avventura tells the story of the disappearance of a young woman and how (if) it affects the other characters in the film. The film stars Monica Vitti and Gabriele Ferzetti as the only two people with any conviction as to actually find out what happened to her. Along the way, even they lose interest with their missing friend, and become much more interested in each other. The fate of the missing girl is hardly a misnomer. The film is wonderfully acted and the script is so good it can cause a delirious side-effect of awesomeness. Most impressive is how L'Avventura looks, and the thing looks gorgeous, possibly the best camera work done in an Antonioni film. And the people are beautiful! Honestly, take a gander at Monica Vitti:

Monica Vitti is one of the most beautiful women ever photographed. You honestly can't your eyes off of her. In contrast to her stunning appearance, the character she portrays is soulless. Empty. Then you start to realize that's the point of it all. Everything looks beautiful in L'Avventura, but it's all empty. From the characters to the very world they inhabit, its all a heartless vacuum of emptiness. But God, it looks unbelievable. The emptier you are, the more beautiful you become. Antonioni communicates a great deal here about humanity. About vanity. About waste.

The acting is very impressive. Monica Vitti turns in the best performance of her film career, as does Gabriele Ferzetti. Another top-notch performance is given by Lea Massari as the woman who goes missing. In her brief amount of screen time she lays down a mesmerizing performance. She plays her character as displaced, jaded, and finally waking up to the world around her. To the emotions she is actually feeling. She is not as empty as the rest, its almost as if she can recognize the emptiness in her soul and it makes her sad. So when she finally does go missing, the audience really has no clue what actually happened to her. Massari plays the part so well that the cause of the disappearance could be wide variety of things. An accident? A murder? Did she kill herself? Did she run away? Her performance is so eerie that it haunts the rest of the film. Vitti's character treats her as you would a phantom, and so do we. Did she even exist? Did she actually exist at all? Lea Massari is the phantom, but Monica Vitti is the enigma. Why is she so mysterious? Why is she so damn alluring? Monica Vitti is an intoxicating force to be reckoned with here, and by the end of the film, you still never really got to know her. Because truthfully she isn't anyone. She is a ghost that's afraid of scaring herself. She is the ghost of a good thing. The most visually stunning haunt in the entire cinematic universe.

I actually always looked at L'Avventura as the Arthouse's most intelligent and legitimately scary ghost story. I always viewed the characters not so much as actual people, but as impressions of living things. A practical joke on behalf of the living. Monica Vitti seems to be the only one who isn't in on the joke, as she struggles with losing her humanity. But alas, she is so beautiful she is unreal, she is ghostly, something so perfect she must be an apparition. A mirage. An imitation of life. And the film never judges its specimens. Not once does Antonioni pass any judgement on the characters whatsoever. You see what you want to see.

L'Avventura is also an Antonioni anti-mystery. The film sets you up for it, you think you recognize the give-away thematic elements, and then it takes you somewhere else entirely whilst the mystery takes a back seat. This would not be the last time Antonioni would take Hitchcockian themes and dissect them. He was known for turning film on its head. He was always exploring the boundaries of film, and he enjoyed it. He was an artist first and foremost, and L'Avventura was his Mona Lisa.


L'Avventura is one of the great treasures of the cinema. One of my all-time favorite films ever made, and one of the most mysterious films in my collection. I am awe-struck by Antonioni's vision, startled by it really. I am taken aback, my heart leaps out of my chest at such a beautiful sight when such an empty truth is underlying all notions of attraction. Attraction can be such an empty feeling. It's only when forced to live with said-attraction, that empty emotion, that it starts to haunt you.


Moving On To The Next Selection:

I'm going to be honest. As a movie-goer Fellini has always been a tough pill for me to swallow. He is one of the most self indulgent filmmakers ever to exist, and his films lose sight of themselves all too often for my liking. But 8½ is a different story. 8½ is a remarkable odyssey into the sordid mind of a filmmaker. It is the best movie ever made about making movies. Its Fellini's greatest achievement as a director, as an artist, and as a visionary. 8½ earns Fellini his legendary status. This might just be the most influential film I have selected for this segment. I highly enjoy 8½ and it is one of the few films by Fellini I can honestly say I have enjoyed fully from beginning to end. This is definitely one of the more daring films ever produced, surely one of the more honest jewels in the Arthouse, and if you haven't seen this debonaire classic for yourself.... you just haven't actually watched a film yet.

Next Up, We Have The French:

Francois Truffaut's The 400 Blows. The best coming-of-age story ever told. The most deeply moving experience I have ever had with a piece of 50s cinema. Partly auto-biographical, this was Truffaut's feature debut, and it was the best debut from a director since Orson Welles with Citizen Kane. Truffaut actually scheduled the shoot so that he would be the same age Welles was when he made Citizen Kane. Coincidence? I think not. Both films transcend the medium.

Words really can't do this film justice. If you've seen the film, then you can understand why I've selected it. The most moving motion picture of the 50s, directed by a natural born master of the medium. Essential viewing for all film fans.

Last But Certainly Not Least:
Whenever I'm asked what my favorite Godard film is, I always receive funny looks when I tell them Vivre Sa Vie. I know it's not as energetic as his earlier films like Breathless and Band Of Outsiders, but it is one of the only truly touching films Godard ever made. Watching Vivre Sa Vie is like a cinematic awakening. This film has a lot of heart. Nothing about the soul of the film is staged in any way, the soul of the film is defined by its own constantly evolving personality which makes the emotional toll of watching Vivre Sa Vie wholly organic and very real. Its as if we are watching a film being born out of an idea, we watch the film have fun with its new found life, and  we watch how it all ends. A clever metaphor for the life creative people give to inanimate objects, and for the passion that is ultimately lost on them. Godard never tries to force this one on you. Godard has split the film into twelve different tableaux in order to tell his story, a device that has been borrowed and used time and time again. The most important thing about Vivre Sa Vie is that Anna Karina's best performance can be found here as a prostitute in 1960s France. Karina is astonishing in Vivre Sa Vie. Physically and emotionally, she is a godsend.

Her eyes give everything away.

 Rather than go over the entire film and all of the ideas and statements Godard makes with it, which would take forever, I'll simply talk about one scene in particular that has since been branded into my heart.

It takes place in a movie theater. Anna Karina is watching Carl Theodor Dreyer's silent masterpiece The Passion Of Joan Of Arc, and begins to weep. We watch as she connects deeply with a film, and we in turn are affected by it as we are reminded of how moving a great film can really be. The entire sequence is breathtaking. One of the most touching things Godard ever filmed. This isn't to say that Godard is not a heartfelt filmmaker, there are personal moments in most of Godard's films, but sometimes he strives more of an artist than a human filmmaker. Here, in Vivre Sa Vie, the soul of the filmmaker can be found in all of its compounding sentimentality.

This scene means so much to me because never has the act of investing yourself emotionally in a film been explored to such a startling result. Anna Karina watches the film in tears, and she looks incredibly pretty and innocent. Watching films can be a beautiful experience. Vivre Sa Vie demonstrates that wonderfully.

Next Time In Four In The Wave: L'eclisse, Fellini Satyricon, Jules And Jim, Breathless



Friday, January 4, 2013

Avante-Garde: Experimental Silent Cinema Of The 1920s and '30s - Written By Zach Frances

Are you into films that are a little on the weird side? Alright! What about films that are just downright ludicrous? Well, if you are, then Avante-Garde cinema is right for you!

I have selected a few of my favorites as recommendations. If you are well versed on the finer points of Avante-Garde and Surrealism in cinema, then my recommendations should provide some interesting insight. If you are a beginner, this can maybe point you in the right direction.

Starting off with an early favorite of mine:

Robert Florey and Slavko Vorkapich are responsible for this little ditty. If you are new to the Avante-Garde style, I would highly recommend that you watch this film first seeing as how the narrative is relatively easy to follow. Yes. This is one of those rare Avante-Garde films that actually follows a semi-coherent and surprisingly straight-forward story. Not only is 9413 moderately accessible, but it is really a brilliant piece of work.

9413 is an incredibly well done film, and a deeply personal experience on behalf of the spectator. The imagery and symbolism used in the film are not very hard concepts to grasp, making it a wonderful entry-point for those who are new to the cinematic style. It is a wonderful gateway into the world of the Avante-Garde.

Did you enjoy 9413? Ready for the next one? Well. Try Man Ray's 1929 wonderful little film titled THE MYSTERIES OF THE CHATEAU OF DICE.

 The Chateau Of Dice is simply an incredible experience from beginning to end.  The film opens with a title card that reads: 'A Roll Of The Dice Will Never Abolish Chance', a sentiment that is repeated both visually and lyrically throughout the entirety of Man Ray's twenty minute expedition into the heart of phantoms. 

The Chateau Of Dice opens on a mannequin hand wielding a pair of dice. As if to symbolize humanity's wooden-hollow grasp on chance and assumes that fate considers all living things to be inanimate objects. We cannot stop fate. It is revealed that a faceless couple is rolling the dice in order to decide first if they will leave the house that day and secondly where. The dice answers the duo and they leave, driving out into the open and vast world. The camera work may seem to become less and less consistent on their lengthy drive, but this is all part of the point. The camera gets shakier and shakier the further the duo descend into the unkown. Meaning, our vision loses sight of itself once we alter our own path and seek out the unexpected. In fact the spectator is moving faster than the characters are seeing as how we arrive at the Chateau at least fifteen minutes before the characters ever do. 

Since the audience got there early, we look around at all the strange sculptures and the remarkably twisted architecture that make up the Chateau. We are reminded of a strange destiny that brought us here. One thing is wrong. After a while the spectator realizes he is all alone, and there is nothing he or she can do about it. We begin to ask ourselves questions like "Where Are We"? as our equilibrium descends into a spinning blur of confusion, occasionally fixing itself, but ultimately losing sight of the question. Day and night become interchangeable, the sun sets, the night leaves in an instant, we are still very much alone, and that's when we start to ask the right questions. 

We finally start to wonder whether or not phantoms exist. If a physical action done in the physical world, does it leave a trace of itself?

It's morning and the spectator has found a small group of people to latch onto. They are playing with large and seemingly fuzzy dice. These are people of the more playful variety. Playing with chance. It is also very important to note that unlike the earlier duo's faces which were completley void of personality and depth, this current group's faces are not completely souless. It is still hard to make out the finer points of their facial features, they are still faceless in a sense, but nearly as much as the earlier duo were. We are reminded by a title card about using dice to abolish chance. It never happens. 

The small group of people, two women and two men, go for a swim. The women keep their faces underwater so as not to reveal their true selves. A title card flashes that reads: 'Swim Cinema'. We are shown reflections of the pool on the wall overlooking it, the shadows of the characters are swimming, and the shadow-play demonstrates quite effortlessly the truth about what Man Ray was telling to tell us about phantoms. They do exist, all you have to do is look for them.

Once the group have finished with their dip in the pool they proceed to pose for the camera doing a handful of ridiculous things and wearing some ludicrous appartus that reminds us of a beauty salon. The character's faces progressively become more well-defined. What we can gather from this slow reveal of their faces is that the more physical traces we leave on this earth, the more our identities become clearer to the public eye. The more we do the more the world knows about us, the more fate and chance knows about us, and the more the spectators know about us.

The group gets understandably tired from having an exhausting day of leaving their mark on the intrinsic universe and go to sleep. All together they literally fade away into oblivion. Were they phantoms? Was this scenario a phantasm? The Chateau Of Dice holds many mysteries.

Finally, the duo from the beginning of the film catches up with their audience and arrives at the Chateau. They find a pair of dice in the grass, and give it a roll to see whether or not they shall remain there or not. The dice answer, they shall remain. They scale the roof and freeze like living statues. Or how Man Ray would like us to see them, they freeze in place like physical prints of themselves. Their essence remains. And that is all the world sees of us. It is also a clever observation on movie-going. When an audience sees a film, they are forced to believe that that the scenario in which they are watching play out is happening in real time right there in fron of them, when in actuality it is a the documentation of the physical remains of a group of creative pull participating in an activity. Well, aren't films real? Do they not have life? Are there not living and breathing emotions trapped inside each and every frame? I'm sure they are. With The Mysteries Of The Chateau Of Dice Man Ray asked us, 'Do Phantoms Exist'? And he taught me that not only do they exist, but everything I do in this world adds to the ongoing haunting that is human activity. A wonderful film, and one of my favorite pieces of Avante-Garde cinema.

Next we have the lovely 1928 splash by Hans Richter: GHOSTS BEFORE BREAKFAST

Ghosts Before Breakfast opens with a title card that reads: The Nazis Destroyed The Sound Version Of This Film as 'Degenerate Art'. It Shows That Even Objects Revolt Against Regimentation'. After that the films spits us out into 9 whole minutes of twisted symbolism, dazzling photography, and startling ideas. One of the very first images we see is that of young man putting on a bow tie. The bow tie rebels against him, refusing to be tied down. So much so, that the necktie actually unties itself and flies away from the young man, in a beautifully flowing sequence of stop-motion trick photography.

If Ghosts Before Breakfast is constant in one basic idea, its the idea of breaking free and splitting apart. Which is something all of the objects do, except for the objects that symbolize something violent. Violence is the only real thing that sticks with its own kind and never splits apart from its destined route. The imagery is downright overwhelming at times, but slows down for moments at a time to show us the same four hats avoiding capture from fervent young men aching to catch them. The hats, at this point, represent the idea of rebellion. You can never trap it, catch it, or stop it. Rebellion, like Violence, is an unstoppable force of nature.

The actions in the world of Ghosts Before Breakfast seems to be orchestrated by an omnipotent clock. You can't stop time. Time is the ruler of all. We shown a bulls eye being split apart, not by a bullet, but by the very lines that define it. When a  man's goal is blurred, his aim becomes twisted.

Then Breakfast is served, and those rebellious little bowler hats fly up to the table. A quartet of ghosts appear, the hats belong to them. The hats latch on to their masters, and their masters enjoy their breakfast.

I recommend Ghosts before Breakfast to all fans of the Avante-Garde, and at 9 minutes, it really isn't asking all that much of you, granted you are interested.

And the last film I have selected is a little known Surrealist gem from Orson Welles and William Vance called THE HEARTS OF AGE.

The Hearts Of age is an altogether wholly entertaining experience. As a viewer you're not sure whether what you are being shown are pf the visionary variety or if its all just a meaningless exercise on behalf of Orson Welles. The Hearts Of Age was made in 1934 when Welles was only nineteen years old, which makes The Hearts Of Age the debut film from the legendary Orson Welles. And it is quite a sight to behold.

The Hearts Of Age is a film I like to revisit every so often as it is truly an entertaining film. The images are loosely tied together, but are still set up in an otherwise coherent pattern. I find The Hearts Of Age to be a very important film in Welles' stunning catalog of directorial efforts. It is very interesting to see the man, the myth, the legend do something that is so far removed from what you would normally associate yourself. If nothing else, The Hearts Of Age is a refreshing and joyful experience, and another notable film from the cinema of the Avante-Garde.

Well then.

I hope you enjoy some of the films I have selected. Avante-Garde is an acquired taste, it is a whole new language of film, and at first it can be very difficult to decipher and communicate with. But once you do, you will be granted access to some of the most interesting and enduring films ever made. Once again, I hope you enjoy these films and thanks for reading.

Zach's Favorite Films Of The Silent Era!

It is time for a very special post. CineThreatOnline will be discussing their favorite films of the Silent Era in an upcoming video, but for now Zach Frances will write about some of his personal all-time favorites.

Starting with Number One:

Pandora's Box is unquestionably my favorite film ever made. Nothing else even comes close. I have written before for CineThreatOnline about this 1929 masterwork from the great G.W. Pabst, and I stand by my sentiments entirely.

Pandora's Box is one of those mystifying and enigmatic pictures. A monumental artistic achievement, and the Silent Era's last gasp of life. Pandora's Box is a character study of everyone in the film with the exception of it's main character Lulu. As a spectator, you are not supposed to wonder why Lulu does the things she does, but you are supposed to be greatly affected by them. Just like the other characters in the film, you are both obsessed and repulsed by what Louise Brooks as Lulu makes you feel. She makes you feel woozy, confused, and lost. She makes you fall in love. And she makes you bleed because of it.

No one could create Louise Brooks, just like no one could create Pabst's 'Lulu'. No. Pabst's 'Lulu' had to be real, had to exist, and had to do so naturally; unaware. No. Louise Brooks is not a Pabst invention, and neither is her performance in Pandora's Box. What Pabst did, quite simply, was find his 'Lulu'. The film itself is pure invention, Pabst used psychology as his weapon and his intellect as his charm. He pinned actors against each other, he favored one actor on Monday only to dismiss him by Tuesday. Pabst created the purest form of realism possible. By exposing his actor's insecurities, hiding the plot from them, and initiating mind games with every member of the cast on and off set. Pabst loved chess. His love of chess is evident in Pandora's Box. Pandora's Box is his 'check-mate'.

So. No. Pabst did not create Lousie Brooks. Pabst made Lousie Brooks what she is today; an ultimately tragic relic of a bygone age. I cannot believe how astonishingly perfect Pandora's Box was conceived. Pabst is a true nobleman of the cinema for a number of reasons, my confidence will never sway in that regard. Pabst made the perfect film. A rarity, a pleasure, and a true art. His direction, the key to the enigma, only comes out of its perpetual hiding after a few viewings. It is Louise Brooks, and only Louise Brooks, that your eyes and heart feast on during the first time you watch Pandora's Box. Brooks was the most enchanting, dazzling, and transcendental of the silent screen goddesses. In the scene where Shon is caught making love to her by his fiancé and his son, Brooks delivers the greatest facial expression ever captured on film. An act of dominance and sexual achievement. A grin that is truly timeless, as if she's staring through time and space, testing your wildest urges, daring you to love her, and begging you to beg to forget it. Although Brooks didn't know then, or even cared to know at the time, soon she would have Pabst all figured out. She realized that the greatest performance of her career, and one of the most legendary in all of cinema, was not a performance at all, it wasn't even acting. It was her. It was documentary. I was real.

Perhaps the greatest invention belonging to G. W. Pabst was the invention of truth. Things look different when they are being filmed, it is a natural reaction to put on on an act of sort when one knows he or she is being watched. Pabst bypassed that fault in cinematic realism and created reality. Untouched by fabled hands, pure and innocent, L. Brooks. Arguably, Pabst is the only director who has ever accomplished such a remarkable feat.

Number Two:


If you want to be startled by a motion picture, if you want to be haunted by a performance, if you want to be humbled by sincerity -- Carl Theodor Dreyer's 1928 tale of The Passion Of Joan Of Arc is for you. What Dreyer accomplishes here is all thanks to his star, Maria Falconetti. Never has a role been executed to such an empathetic extent as Falconetti demonstrates here. You feel for her, more importantly, you feel her.

The Passion Of Joan Of Arc is haunting but it is never morbid nor is it depressing. In fact it is a lush example of filmmaking at its best, a director at his peak, and an actress in the role of a lifetime. The best scene Godard ever filmed was set in a movie theater. Godard filmed his actress, Anna Karina, watching The Passion of Joan Of Arc and becoming so deeply affected by it that she starts to weep. I weep almost every time I see Maria Falconetti. NO. Strike that. I weep almost every time Maria Falconetti sees me.

I always love the watching the early sound pictures from the great silent era directors. Another one of Dreyer's best work, in my opinion, was Vampyr, and the language the film tells itself in is purely of the silent era. While sound does exist in Vampyr, the images take center stage. Sound almost reveals itself as a cursed and wretched presence in the film. Vampyr is my favorite vampire tale ever filmed. Step aside, Nosferatu! And Vampyr is like the blurred and wounded brother to it's sisterly counterpart, The Passion Of Joan Of Arc. Together both Vampyr and The Passion Of Joan Of Arc tell a great deal about the soul of the man who made them. Both represent two very different sides to the man, yet viewed back to back provide both a coherent personality and a sympathetic heart. Carl Theodor Dreyer was the heart of early cinema. Dreyer was the master of light. His films are so powerful that they are literally stunning.

Number Three:


Conrad Veidt should be a household name the way Chaplin, Garbo, and Fairbanks are household names. In The Man Who Laughs Veidt plays Gwynplaine, a victim of a horrific act of torture and wickedness. He is the man with a permanent smile, disfigured as a child because he was the unfortunate son of a unwise father.  As the title card states, the King condemned him "to laugh forever at his fool of a father."

Regarded as the most sparkling jewel of Universal Studios' silent canon, The Man Who Laughs was directed by the great Paul Leni, a key figure in German Expressionist cinema, and it is directed with the grace of a master. Leni tells it like a tragedy. Leni makes you never want to smile again, not unless you really mean it. As much as I like directors like Lang and Dreyer, I feel that most of their most interesting and emotional work came after addition of sound, whereas as filmmakers like Pabst, Leni, and Murnau were true silent film virtuosos who understood the language in which the era communicated itself better than most and never quite made a film in the sound era as monumental as their silent masterworks. Some didn't live to see the light of sound. Leni never made a sound picture. Which is shame. Leni was an incredible master of film, what he would have done with the sound technology is unimaginable. His final film, The Last Warning, is telling of a director aching to get his hands dirty. Paul Leni does not usually receive proper acclaim for his contributions to early cinema. Those reservations are usually reserved for those who went on to make interesting sound pictures, like Lang or Dreyer. It's unfair. Leni is a goddamn pillar of the Silent Era, without the films of Paul Leni German Expressionism never would have matured into a coherent platform for displaying real human emotion. The Man Who Laughs is the most mature and adult film in the Expressionist canon. It is also one of the best.

Conrad Veidt is a marvel in the film. He was born to play Gwynplaine the Smiling Clown, and I believe I was born to watch to him play it. But alas, Veidt was not Universal Mogul Carl Laemmle's first choice. Originally Lon Chaney was locked for the role, but wasn't too wowed my the material and bowed out. Lon Chaney made a splash in 1923 with another Victor Hugo screen adaptation, The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, and Chaney felt the material was far too similar for his liking. Nothing against the man of a thousand faces, but thank heavens Chaney dropped the ball! Veidt delivers one of the most harrowing and affecting performances ever seen. He is both horrifying and pitiful, a monster and a victim, a smile and a gasp. It is commonly known that Bob Kane drew inspiration for the legendary comic book villain the Joker from Veidt's appearance in the film. But I think he also took some of Veidt's manic hysteria with him as well. When you watch him on stage, you forget you're watching a movie altogether. Suddenly... suddenly you're watching an artist.

Number Four:

And make that two points for Conrad Veidt as we add another wonderful piece of German Expressionism on to the list! Actually, Robert Weine's 1920 film The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari is the expressionist film. Upon it's initial release the film was called vulgar, juvenile, and disgusting. Well, I have some good news for you... it still is!  

The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari has an attitude problem. The film wants nothing more than to punch you right in the face. Visually extraordinary, stylistically legendary, and thematically revolutionary, The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari is one of the best and one of the very first horror films ever produced. And the film is psychologically insane. Modern storytelling isn't nearly this good.

Robert Weine was an interesting figure in the history of film. Though he would never make something as triumphant as The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari ever again, he would still have moments of genius periodically throughout his later career. Most notably with The Hands Of Orlac in 1924, another picture starring Conrad Veidt, and though it is incredibly slow paced, The Hands Of Orlac is ultimately satisfying and rewarding. But it's The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari that I am here to appreciate. It is the performances of Werner Krauss and Conrad Veidt that I am here to remember and happily lull.

Visually, The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari might be the most influential film ever made. I honestly doubt whether German Expressionism would have hit the western world the way that it did had it not been for Caligari. Metropolis certainly wouldn't have existed, Film Noir would not have developed in quite the same way, and modern filmmakers like Tim Burton and Guillermo Del Toro would be visionaries without a vision had it not been for Caligari.

It is an incredible film, and I highly recommend it. Modern psych-thrillers don't even come close to matching Caligari's complex and completely absorbing tale of murder, insanity, and possession. The dynamic of substance and style are equally matched throughout the film. Cheers, Weine, for a film that will live forever!

Number Five:

1931. City Lights. Chaplin's best work. Made during the heyday of talkies, City Lights is rebellious and courageous. It is the most heartfelt thing Chaplin ever produced. He proved that sound was not an improvement over silent films, but rather hindered the evolution of visual storytelling. He took what was already being called a dead technology and made something beautiful and extremely heartfelt with it. Words cannot describe the glory of City Lights, and that's something Chaplin wanted to make perfectly clear.

If only Silent Films had never died, and simply became a separate entity from Talkies, Film would have so much more beauty and love to them. What silent films accomplished in its short lifespan is more than modern filmmaking has done in almost one hundred years. Silent films evolved so far in such a short time that it's a crime against art that Talkies had to come along and tarnish such a fine legacy. Talkies haven't evolved worth a shit. In fact, if you follow the so-called evolution of the Talkie, you'll find that it's not an evolution at all, it's a downward progression, a devolution, and a fucking disgrace. The Silent Era is the one true era of cinema, it is Cinema unfiltered, it is Cinema 100 proof. It is my all-time favorite era of film, and it is a wonderful place to visit.



Be on the look-out for CineThreatOnline's web video where Zach Frances and a panel of film fanatics will be discussing Zach's favorite silent films, as well as the much-loved The Artist. Is The Artist a return to silent film, a love letter, or just an Academy Award Winning gimmick? Keep an eye out for the web video to see what CineThreatOnline thinks about it.




Drive (2011) - Written By Zach Frances


Believe it. Drive is the best film to come along in a very long time. Not since Pulp Fiction has there been a more passionate love letter to the Cinema. Drive is one of my favorite movies of the sound era and it gives me hope... Cinema may not be completely dead after all.

Ryan Gosling stars as the Driver in yet another performance that has helped to cement him as one of Hollywood's top actors. Nicolas Winding Refn directs him with ease. With Drive, Refn has proven himself as one the premier directors of his generation. Drive, along with his previous films like Bronson and the Pusher trilogy, is not necessarily a reinvention of modern cinema, but more or less a reinterpretation of the days of Cinema past. Refn is startlingly good, so good I get goosebumps just from watching his scenes take time and build up. Finally the likes of Scorsese and Cronenberg can take it easy, and Tarantino and the Coens can step aside to make way for the next great talent in film direction: Nicolas Winding Refn.

Drive takes its lead from, quite possibly, the coolest film ever made. Jean-Pierre Melville's 1967 magnum opus Le Samourai.


Refn's creation, the character of the Driver, is cut from the same cloth as Le Samourai's Jef Costello.  The characters share several likenesses, the least important of which being a mysterious and sordid past. The most important likeness being the almost ritualistic way both characters carry out the tasks assigned to them, the lonely lives in which they traverse through a disconnected and oblivious habitat, the trust that doesn't come easy but when it does it is given to a pretty girl who seals both of their fates, and most interestingly, the eyes. Ryan Gosling must have studied Alain Delon's performance as they both seem to communicate most of the plot-points with their eyes and only their eyes. The Driver's real name could easily have been Jef Costello as far as I'm concerned. This is also telling of how many different ways the same film can be so influential to extremely different ends. This polarity is best explored by the movies Drive and John Woo's 1989 The Killer. Both films are flamboyantly open about the debt each owes to the influence of Le Samourai. Where Drive is almost an arthouse action film, the Killer is the exact opposite of that. But influence on either film is unmistakable, Le Samourai wrote the book, and Refn has memorized each and every passage. Yes, it doesn't just stop with Gosling's performance, Drive owes a great deal to Le Samourai in almost every single department. The pacing Refn embraces is classic Melville, the way he tells the story is almost formulaic of a Melville crime picture. Drive, in essence, is an American action film with 60s French sensibilities. People may seem to give Drive too much credit in the originality department, where much of the credit is Melville-deserved. But I don't hold anything against Drive for being almost a reinterpretation Le Samourai. I see Drive for what it was always meant to be, the warmest and most sincere thank you letter to classic Cinema ever filmed. Refn does no hiding when it comes to the Melville influence, its there staring you right in the face. Bravo, Drive, Bravo! Melville would be proud. 


What is most unique about Drive is the fact that the film is just as much a salute to the French New Wave of the sixties as it is a reimagining of the mainstream American cinema of the eighties. Surprisingly enough, in a film that boasts a very large and formidable Arthouse following, 1986's Cobra, 1985's To Live And Die In L.A., and several other nods to 80s cinema is almost interchangeable with the 60s influence. Where the 60s influence may be much more subtle and much more consistent throughout, the 80s influence is mostly on the surface. The 80s influence in Drive is of the strictly superficial variety, which is both faithful and respectful of the 80s films and techniques certain areas of the film are modeled after. Neon pink title card, synthesizer soundtrack, mood changes, the poster art, and the occasional trademark 80s lighting. Although a caricature like Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti can in fact be found on the surface of the character of the Driver, that is only the surface, it is not the actual substance of the character. The substance of the character is Le Samourai's Jef Costello. Its almost as if the movie's true colors are of the Melville variety, but it masquerades itself as something much more accessible. Drive pretends to be an 80s American action film. But Drive is so much than that, as any semi-educated cinefile will tell you, Drive is film that wears several different masks. Its true identity is that of Melville. And I can't think of a better frame of mind than that.


Cast-wise, yes, Albert Brooks steals the show. The character Brooks plays is also one of the only non-french influences on the film. Bernie Ross is wholly American, and that is why he is such a vicious character. Bernie Ross is an 80s action villain, and he is pitted against a 60s character study. The clash is almost inevitable, but the mutual respect is the most rewarding aspect of their relationship. Same can be said about fans of the Arthouse and of the Mainstream. There is a mutual respect there, although all too often these sects of film fans and filmmakers will clash, they are nothing without the other. That said, in theory the rift between Bernie Ross and the Driver can be symbolic of several different things: Mainstream vs Arthouse, Excess vs Conservation, Action vs Meditation, European sensibilities vs American know-how, but most daringly it represents the Death Of Modern Cinema. All the greats are killing each other. Film cannot survive in a climate of servitude to the past. Mainstream wounds the Arthouse, the Arthouse fights back. Both the Mainstream and the Arthouse refuses to let go of their history, therefore they are doomed to tell the same stories over and over again, and cut the other's throat when necessary. The current state of filmmaking is in a very sad state of affairs as of late, Drive is a film that pits over-used caricatures, genres, and eras, popular of modern visual storytelling, against each other, until once everything is done, destroyed, and wounded. All you are the left with are the end credits, and the promise of a stripped down and re-imagined future in filmmaking.

Overall, Drive is a perfect film. If you haven't seen it, I recommend that you do so immediately. If you have seen it, I don't care if you liked it or not, WATCH IT AGAIN. This film is trying to communicate the world to you, open up and listen.



 And be on the look out for the next Gosling-Refn team-up with Only God Forgives! My most highly anticipated movie event of 2013!


As a huge fan of both Drive and Bronson, Only God Forgives sounds incredible. All of the released stills are looking great, the plot sounds insane, and Refn and Gosling just may be the new De Niro and Scorsese. Don't quote me on that, but if they keep the quality film-making up, who knows? 

Dark City (1998) - Written By Zach Frances


Dark City is a film unlike most others. It is strangely compelling, visually extraordinary, and an unbelievably rich experience from beginning to end. A film that has almost been forgotten, it has achieved a well earned cult status. In Dark City, a man struggles with memories of his past, including a wife he cannot remember, in a nightmarish world with no sun and run by beings with telekinetic powers who seek the souls of humans. Dark City is the finest film of its decade, one of the best of its genre, and one of the greatest ever made.

The style is pitch-perfect. Dark City is Laura meets Metropolis, Blade Runner meets M, or even The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari meets Night And The City. Fritz Lang proposed a challenge with his astonishing 1927 opus Metropolis. Dark City has accepted the challenge, has risen to the occasion, and succeeds in every imaginable way. To view Dark City as Metropolis' offspring is not a bad way of viewing this picture. Dark City takes the best visual elements of Metropolis and builds upon them. Its as if Alex Proyas understood exactly what it was that made Metropolis tick, and channeled the same artistic ambition seventy years later. I still can't believe it took seventy years for another science fiction film to pass the bar set by Metropolis, but I'm happy it finally happened.



Dark City can accurately be classified as Neo-Expressionism, and the ways in which it echoes films like Metropolis, M, Mabuse, Pandora's Box, and Caligari are unmistakable. This borrowed style never feels old, if anything it feels fresh and unexplored. The city itself looks amazing, and the lighting is exquisite. This is a city I can look at for hours, and notice more and more detail the more I watch the film. Also, Dark City never feels like an homage to days past, in fact it feels raw, uninhibited, new, and one-of-a-kind. German Expressionism and Surrealism quite frequently lend themselves to the imagination of the filmmakers. And in the end, taking Expressionism as a jumping board is one thing, but to pull it off so well is another, as it takes a great deal of imagination and creativity to be fully realized. I am still taken aback by the creative wonder and virtuosity of the filmmakers, especially Alex Proyas, and how they so efficiently created a world so vivid in a visual style so difficult to manage. The end result is an artistry that rises above that of Lang or Wiene. I am truly astonished by this film. German Expressionism in film is constantly undergoing re-examination and scrutiny, but is seldom re-imagined. Time and time again the filmmakers give us far more than what is expected of them, and showcase for us a visual wonderland that abides by the laws of a forgotten movement that put visual storytelling on the map. As an audience, we are rarely treated so nicely, and catered to so thoughtfully.

The Film Noir touch compliments the Expressionism beautifully. We are reminded of The Night Of The Hunter in a scene in which the hero travels by boat with a twisted and dark city in the background. Unlike other science fiction films that incorporate several aesthetically appealing visual trademarks popularized by Film Noir, Dark City is injecting German Expressionism with the genre, not Science Fiction. I think it adds up to a remarkable result. Adding layers to the visual feast, and allows for far more detail and far more interesting characters. You could say, I suppose, that Dark City features Noir characters in an Expressionist Environment. The man from nowhere, the sexy lounge singer, the lonely detective- they are all products of the Film Noir influence. On the other hand, characters like Keifer Sutherland's mad scientist, and the pale 'Strangers' are rooted deeply in Expressionism.

As far as the cast is concerned, I thought everyone was just fantastic, especially Rufus Sewell as the Hero, John Murdoch. I wish he was given better roles after Dark City, he would have been a superb leading man. The empathy he brings to his character here is telling of a truly gifted actor. Jennifer Connelly is wonderful as well as the desexualized film noir heroine. William Hurt as Inspector Frank Bumstead is not only classic Noir but classic Hurt as well. His own personality compliments the character well in this outing, whereas in later efforts, the actor would seem to lose sight of his character and simply be himself. Kiefer Sutherland is absolutely wonderful, and reminds me personally of Dwight Frye's portrayal of Renfeild in Tod Browning's Dracula. Sutherland says he was inspired by Peter Lorre's performance as the child murderer in M, and that can be seen very easily. Richard O'Brien of Rocky Horror fame appears as one of the 'Strangers', and turns in very solid performance as Mr. Hand, by far the most interesting of the villains.

I love this movie. LOVE IT. This film inspires me to be creative, and to believe in an idea no matter how nonsensical or weird it may seem to other people. This is one of the few cult films that can really stand on its own, and be perfectly fine without a legion of followers giving it street cred. If you have never seen this movie before, do yourself a favor and watch it. I could not recommend it in a higher regard.

The blu ray is wonderful. Both theatrical and director's cuts are worth watching. Lovely commentaries by Roger Ebert. Great insight.